It’s the moment we have been waiting all year for, the NFL playoffs. This is without a doubt going to be the most exciting playoffs we’ve had in quite some time, considering there is not one single dominant team destined to win it all.

As you all have likely seen, I have been on a generational fade run as of late. I am 1-9 in my last 10 college football bets, and this NFL season was by far the worst I’ve had since I’ve been gambling the last 5 years.

Last season, I was on such a heater that no one could believe what they were seeing. This season was an absolute shit show and has resulted in 13 different fade BookitwithTrent accounts spawning on X. I somehow only managed to hit 1 surgical six in 18 attempts, 2 first touchdown scorers in 59 attempts, and the straight bets have been chalking at an alarming rate. With all that being said, let’s get to the good shit… the Wild Card Weekend Mortal Mega Maxes.

Rams vs Panthers

Not even gunna waste mine or your time on this one. If the Rams don’t beat the living piss out of the Panthers my bookie will be boarding his flight to Bora Bora before the Sunday slate even starts. It is important to note that the one time that has stolen my money the most this season is indeed the Carolina Panthers. Fuck em, click and pray for a double digit win. On to the next game, we move.

Packers vs Bears

If you’re a true BookitWithTrent OG, I don’t even need to tell you where my money is at in this game. I will be taking the winnings from Rams -10.5 and will be nuking it on Bears ML. The Bears have been disrespected by the books this entire season, and they are truly the only team that has respected my coin almost every week. Even after winning the division with an impressive 11-6 record, they are still underdogs against the rat shit Packers. The Packers haven’t won a single game since Parsons got hurt. Krabs has his life on line that the Packers win this game and honestly that exactly what I want to hear. I’m fading the fuck outta Krabs and nuking Bears ML for a mortal mega.

Bills vs Jags

I have pondered this game for hours. It should be the best game of the weekend with 2 exciting offenses clashing head to head in the playoffs. Everyone seems to be so bought in on this Jags team out of nowhere, and honestly I’m just not seeing what everyone else is. I refuse to believe that Josh Allen loses in the first round in his first playoff appearance that doesn’t feature Patrick Mahomes in his way. If Josh doesn’t win this game man it could be GG for the Bills. This is his best shot to make it to the Super Bowl in his entire career, and I don’t think he sells short to the fkn Jaguars. I’ll tip cap to the Jags for an amazing season of exceeding expectations, but the Bills will be putting an end to it. Bills ML for a mortal mega max.

Eagles vs 49ers

I legit despise betting on both these teams with a passion. Both teams should be significantly better than they are. If this were a regular season game I would 100% not be betting on it, but this is the playoffs, we’re nuking. I’m taking the Eagles -5.5 with minimal confidence. I genuinely hate watching Jalen Hurts and the Eagles play football, but I think the offense will be able to take advantage of the banged up 49ers defense and win by more than a touchdown on their home turf. Gimmie the birds for a mortal mega max.

Chargers vs Patriots

This game is such a tricky one. On paper, there is no reason the red hot Patriots with a potential MVP at quarterback should lose to this banged up mid Chargers team. Despite all the hype around the Patriots all season, people seem to still not be bought in on them to win their first playoff game with Maye under center from what I have seen in the gambling community. I just don’t understand why considering every time Herbert and the Chargers are on primetime he seems to get sacked every other play and struggles to move the ball down field against good defenses. Chargers seem like the sharp play but I am just not buying it. Don’t overthink this one, Drake Maye is going to carve that shitty LAC defense. Patriots -3.5 is a mortal mega max.

Texans vs Steelers

The Monday Night Cinema. This game is going to be a ground and pound low scoring affair with minimal aura on offense. I was on the Steelers last week against the Ravens and actually cashed believe it or not, and the only reason I was on them was because I truly just couldn’t see a playoffs without Aaron Rodgers in it. I feel the same way about this game. The Texans have a very impressive defense that got them to the playoffs, but I am not sold on the offense to win them this game. I expect another Rodgers masterclass with DK back to keep the dream alive for the Steelers. Pitt +3 is a mortal mega max.

Best of luck to all of you whether you are tailing or fading these mortal mega max plays, we will indeed be seein’.